Lou: "'Ere, Arfur, get this photo took and let's 'ave some nuts. Then I'll 'ave me nap. Dot an' Ethel are poppin' in later..."
Pauline: "Make sure you get us in the middle, Arfur..."
Michelle: "Come on, Dad - I wanna go over to Sharon's. She's got the new Duran Duran..."
Lou: "You'll 'elp your muvver with the washin' up first, 'Chelle. I dunno, you youngsters nowadays, you don't think abaht anybody but yourselves..."
Pauline: "Got a load of mashed potato and cabbage left. Bubble and squeak for breakfast tomorrer..."
Pauline: "Oh no! I've got Bisto on me blouse!"
And from that happy 1980s scene to today... Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from '80s Actual xxx